Characters
JACKIE
Jackie
A leopard-print liability with flexible morals and a taste for tat, Jackie lowers the bar for overbearing mothers everywhere.
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This sharp-tongued mother puts the crap in scrappy. Dodgy 'antiques' are her stock-in-trade, and she's a sucker for a sordid scheme. Such is the life of an aspiring dark-web super-seller.
Helen
Despite everything, Helen is a hopeless optimist who’s desperate to escape and live the glamourous life she’s read about in the Argos catalogue. If only!
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Self-improvement projects litter her past and the quest to find love never ends. But, with a mum like Jackie and a head full of half-baked ideas, nothing is ever likely to go to plan.
HELEN
Also featuring
NOBBY
Nobby
Your average fag-stained grouch-about-town, Nobby lives in the flat below Jackie and Helen. He owns cardigans, death-breath, and lot of dirty little secrets.
Rob
Imagine if a Blue Peter presenter were a person. Unlike his dad (Nobby), Rob is a happy-go-lucky soul with the best of intentions.
